Personnel
Personnel Shortage
We're short on employees.
We're short on money, and now people?
True. And didn't you go and hire some more employees yesterday?
You completely ignored how strained our payroll budget is too.
Personnel Shortage
W-Well, yes I did hire some new help,
but only for specific purposes.
We still don't have enough overall.
So you'll be wanting to hold a recruitment drive, correct?
But, we may not get many applicants.
Don't say that.
We might get a bunch of beautiful women to show up.
If that really happens,
I'll be hunching over a lot more often.
Isuzu-san, there might even be someone wanting your position.
I suppose.
If one of them is better qualified,
I'll have to relinquish my position.
Personnel Shortage
Isuzu-san, it was just a joke.
At any rate,
we start hiring tomorrow.
Personnel Shortage
Dismissed!
Look at the sky it's magical
Look at the sky, it's magical
puzzle no piece hamaru mitai
This puzzle piece should fit right here
chigau katachi tsunagetemiru
We should bring these sections together
barabara da to
The pieces
mienakatta keshiki ga totsuzen
That I thought wouldn't fit
me no mae ni ukande ugokidasu kanji
Suddenly fit perfectly into place
atarashii deai no kazu dake
All the people I meet
change my world
Change my world
kawatteku sekai
As the days go by
souzen nariyamanu music
The music will will be unending
nemutteita kokoro hibiku
Because it's the music of my heart
kimi to watashi gradation sora wo someru
Our two colors will mix in the sky
kitto sagashiteita no wa
I think what I really wanted
konna fuu ni waraiau toki
Was for us to be together and laugh
kagayaku mono zenbu atsumete
I will never forget this wonderful time
owaranai magic heart
A never-ending magic heart
Amagi
Brilliant
Park
Interviewer
Kanie-san!
Kanie-senpai!
I'm here to apply to be...
...your...
...secretary!
Hired
You're hired!
You're all hired!
Hey!
So this is referred to as a stress interview.
A triple-stress interview!
All of you.
Stop this at once.
What, Sento?
You're still here?
You're not needed any more.
Wait!
A dream?
6. Not Enough People!
Why did I have that strange dream?
I've failed just as hard as you have, if not harder.
Because 1,001 guests is better than 1,000.
I'll do anything to bring in even one extra visitor.
Well... Um...
I suddenly became afraid of high places.
Counter
Yuck.
You actually ordered the awful curry here?
Good morning, Macaron.
Morning yourself.
Wait, are you seriously gonna eat that?
I guess. I was in the mood for curry this morning.
Really?
Well, be careful.
Crocky had it for dinner once, and was up all night with food poisoning.
Ah, is this seat free?
Yeah.
You're going to get chubby eating curry in the morning.
That could happen.
You always eat alone, don't you?
I don't deny that.
Goodness.
Do you hate socializing Isuzu-chan?
You're the type that can't speak what's on her mind when needed.
I guess that's true too.
Oh, it's Kanie-kun.
Guess I was mistaken.
Oh.
Yes!
Good morning, Sento-san.
You don't look too well.
Yeah.
I had a bad dream,
ate some awful curry for breakfast,
one of my colleagues berated me,
and work hasn't been going too well for me either.
Th-That sounds rough.
Precisely!
I'm supposed to be assisting Kanie-kun with his job,
but I'm having doubts that I'm living up to his expectations, so...
Did you just say "Kanie-kun?"
Uh, Sento-san?
Sorry.
One, two.
E l e m e n t a r i o
Now pose.
Sylphy's the only one who's memorized it.
Again.
Ehh?
You slipped Isuzu-chan a Truth-Speaking fruit?
TL Note: A play on words, "Truth" and "Fruit" use the same kanji 実.
I mixed it in with her curry.
I only gave that to you so you could find out how your daughter really feels about you.
Don't you want to gain custody of her from your ex-wife?
Of course I do.
That's why I had tested it on Isuzu-chan first.
You scumbag.
Being forced to speak what's on her mind must be pretty troublesome though.
Well, she left for school before I could see if it worked or not.
That's a real shame.
I would love to ask her how many times she masturbates per week.
You're the real scumbag.
You know she'd kill you right after,
if you asked her that.
You don't have to worry about that.
I'll kill you right here and now.
E l e m e n t a r i o
So, what'd they do?
The Killer Has Big Boobs
They deserved it.
These guys slipped me a Truth-Speaking fruit
and tried to ask vulgar questions.
Vulgar questions?
Like how many times I mastur-
Never mind!
I'm not sure I understand it, but whatever.
Just revive these three dumbasses and come to the Administrative building.
The interviews begin at exactly 1pm.
In-
Interviews?
What?
Is there a problem?
Of course, a whole lot of them!
I'm being forced to speak what's on my mind.
What would happen if I accidentally told you I have feelings for yo-
The Killer has Big Boobs
You okay?
I'm not okay!
Let me take a sick day!
Or else I'll tell you that-
Well, you seem healthy enough for me.
Anyway, don't be late.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK
Amagi Brilliant Park Cast Interviews Venue Reception
As you can see, I lost the recent mayoral election.
So I was hoping to get a fresh start here and aim to become prime minister.
Absolutely not.
He can work anywhere.
Okay.
Hired.
Are you serious?
He never gives up, which is very good for this line of work.
Hired
I-If only I hadn't thrown that wild pitch in the final inning...
It's so frustrating!
Then why are you applying here?
The emotional tears of a high school athlete can move you.
Okay.
Hired.
What!?
Cast members are supposed to emotionally move our guests.
I got fired from being a professional wrestler.
I'm just too timid to be one,
so I couldn't bring myself to apply holds on my opponents.
I mean, it hurts just thinking about it, right?
Then what's the point of becoming a pro wrestler?
We've already got a masked character: Okuro in Security.
They conflict, huh?
That's all you're complaining about?
Am I not good enough?
All right. Take off your mask.
Hell no!
His personality changed!
You're too similar to a character who's working at this park already.
I would die first before unmasking myself.
Call Okuro in here.
Didn't he say he couldn't apply any holds?
Maybe being a pro wrestler is just in his nature.
Hired.
I didn't realize the park was in this much dire need of more workers.
I said it was a very serious issue.
Dumbass.
I am a lowly shadow from Iga.
I will serve you to the best of my abilities!
Hired.
The Earth is blue!
Hired.
Excuse me.
I'm Adachi Eiko.
Pleased to meet you.
A normal person!
Now we can finally hold a proper interview.
From my dream!?
Let's see, Adachi Eiko-san...
Oh, it says you were in a talent agency before,
and appeared in a few film productions.
What kind of films is it referring to?
Oh,
AVs.
I see.
Wait, what?
AVs.
Eh, did you work in that field for long?
No.
I was only in ten or so.
Ten!?
Yes.
Ask her what her stage name was!
Ask her now!
I can't ask her that!
Pardon?
Oh n-nothing, sorry.
We just need some time to process your unusual history of work experience.
A lot of people have told me that.
Please don't worry about me.
I'm used to it.
Th-The pleasure was mine.
You're turning out to be a rather pathetic interviewer.
Hurry up and ask for her stage name and debut film.
Will you stop asking for that.
S-Sento, what should we do?
Listen, Kanie-kun.
Don't you dare ask me any questions!
I can't control my thoughts!
She looks just like one of the applicants I saw in my dream,
and you couldn't control yourself after you heard her work history!
You're ogling over this busty big sister type
who has a calm demeanor and a high level of sexual experience, which I don't have!
Don't tell me you're actually going to fire me and make her your secre-
S-Sento?
Move on to why she wants to apply.
Oh, right.
That's right.
Uh, Adachi-san. Why did you apply?
My previous job wasn't exactly my ideal job.
Even though I did enjoy it...
You enjoyed it!?
Yes.
But I would rather have a job where I can interact and delight my customers personally.
Um... Is that not a good enough reason?
N-No.
I think it's a great attitude.
So why...
Forget it.
You're hired.
Thank you very much!
Resume
Name
Adachi Eiko
Hired
Hey, what is it?
I sent Adachi Eiko's picture to Tricen so he could look her up for me.
He knows everything about adult videos.
Oh, I see.
Well, let's move on to the next applicant.
Did you find out?
About what?
I mean, uh, Eiko-san's...
Oh, he found her stage name easily.
Why do you ask?
You little...
Sorry I'm late!
Thanks for your time.
I'm Bandou Biino! Pleased to meet you!
Again!?
The same as my dream...
A normal girl-
Uh, Bandou-san?
Yes?
Is that blood?
Oh, sorry about that.
I was in a hurry.
A-Are you hurt?
I'm fine.
It's just a flesh wound.
Look, uh...
Looks like she's been stabbed.
I estimate she's lost about a liter of blood.
Call an ambulance!
No, I'm all right.
I've risked everything coming to this interview!
Don't risk your damn life!
But I refuse to leave unless hired...
I got it!
You're hired!
You're hired, so get in an ambulance already!
Who's this guy?
Onii-chan!
Onii-chan!?
He doesn't want me to have a job,
so to prevent me from coming to this interview he...
What the hell is wrong with your family?
What shall we do with him?
Okay, hired!
HELL NO!
Hey! Take him out!
He's going to be on a liquid diet for a while.
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE
We ended up hiring her anyway.
Um...
I don't see a problem.
Common sense tells us we should have rejected her,
but she followed through with her commitments while smiling after being stabbed.
That determination and passion
would be beneficial for the park.
What?
No, I was just thinking you were totally right.
Uh...
If you can judge someone's character so well,
why can't you apply that ability to yourself as well?
That's why you have such huge tits.
WHAT!?
Assholes...
That's exactly what we're talking about!
Who are you?
U-Uh... I...
The last one from my dream...
Dream?
Seriously, what's with you?
It's nothing.
She's our final applicant.
Isn't that... Amagi High's uniform?
Th-That's right!
I nom Ch-Chuujou Shiina!
U-Uh, I a-applied here because...
Calm down.
I-I'm sorry!
What do you think?
She's fine.
We didn't get many female applicants.
Besides, I doubt she'd be able to seduce you-
Well, given her timid personality I think she'd have trouble entertaining guests,
but I guess she'll do.
I thought you'd be against it.
I just stopped caring after all the other crazy applicants you hired.
I see.
Er, Chuujou Shiina-san.
You're hired.
Thank you very meth!
That's the last of it.
What is it?
About what you said earlier...
Earlier?
Macaron told me the same thing this morning.
About how I can't speak my mind when I really want to.
I never know how to act when I'm face-to-face with people.
So you turn to your gun.
Yeah.
I wish I could see the whole picture so I can see things more clearly.
Judging people form a distance is one thing, but interacting with them is quite another.
Stop being indecisive, dummy.
Are you trying to comfort me?
Comfort you?
Who, me?
I'm envious of your ability to handle anything.
That's why... I have...
That again!?
Well, it's natural to be jealous of my superior talents.
Don't let it bother you.
Kanie-kun,
can't you use your abilities to help yourself stop thinking you're always the best?
But I really am the best at everything.
There's no helping that.
O Goddess Libra,
please smite this man.
You say something?
Nothing at all.
Well, I'll be going, then.
What the hell was that about?
Sento?
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
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Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
Upcoming schedule: Successful applicants will receive appointment letters by e-mail.
Training will begin in a week's time. Upon completion, they'll be assigned areas and responsibilities.
Sorry about today!
But why that emoticon?
Damn!
What the hell is this!?
What horrible disaster could have confused this pretty lady
with this horrid abomination!?
LIST
poster girl
Looks like the image size settings were set wrong when I sent the pic to Tricen.
Let's go ahead and watch it anyway.
No way!
I have to agree.
Really?
I have a fetish for this, though.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
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the stage name you used?
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Sento Isuzu.
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I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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the stage name you used?
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I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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the stage name you used?
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Sento Isuzu.
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I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
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the stage name you used?
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Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
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the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I'm Sento Isuzu, Chief Secretary at Amagi Brilliant Park.
Thank you for coming today. We'd like some clarification on the
If you don't mind, could you tell us
the stage name you used?
Looking forward to your reply.
Sento Isuzu.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
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Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
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I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
Thank you for having me today.
I understand.
I used my real name in all of my appearances.
I'll have the paperwork done and sent to you post-haste.
Thanks again.
Adachi Eiko.
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Assemble, Boob Freaks! Sucky Sucky Paradise!
Wow, it's a lamb!
Look, it's nursing as much as it can from its mother's tits.
Now we have kittens,
they're energetic as they drink their fill!
Next up, piglets!
Oh dear, they're rushing their mother...
Narrator
Adachi
Eiko
So she meant "Animal Videos?"
AMAGI BRILLIANT PARK ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE
T R A I N I N G
F A C I L I T Y
I will have silence!
Stop with your daydreaming and pay attention!
Stand at attention!
Pay close attention.
Now that you're here,
you're no longer even human.
You are the lowest form of life on Earth.
TL Note: They're (sort of) quoting from Full Metal Jacket.
We'll train you worthless beings hard until you can entertain guests, and end up hating us.
And we'll be delighted in letting go all the people who are not fit to serve our grand park!
You will speak only when spoken to,
and you will say "Sir" before and after every sentence you speak!
Understand!?
S-Sir...
Yes, sir.
You must be louder!
Repeat! "Sir, yes sir!"
Go!
Sir, yes sir!
I can't hear you!
Sir, yes sir!
You weaklings have no backbone!
You'll never learn to-
Knock it off!
You'll scare them away!
Perfect timing.
I'll finally finish you off, you damned punk!
Time to take you out once and for all, damned rat!
Stop it this instant.
Any questions?
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Forbidden
iitakute ienai
My feelings have no words
kimochi ga kusuburi
Yet burn in my heart
kokoro no daichi atsuku
Its facade is burning red
shizenhakkateki ni
It suddenly ignites
meramera enjou
Into a raging fire
koi ni kogarete yuku no
My love is burning me to ashes
ten ni mo noboru
I will ascend unto the heavens
nee yumegokochi
I feel so good
uwatsuiteru typhoon wa
My typhoon I like
dare ni mo tomerarenai
Is impossible to stop
motto wind land water fire
We need more wind, land, water and fire
mazete special na show
We combined make up a special show
loop loop shiteku shinjou
Our emotions keep looping on themselves
masani shinrabanshou deshou
It's such a beautiful creation
happy no ame ga tomaranai yo
As the rain keeps pouring I feel so happy
never end eien no unity
It's a Never-Ending unity
Show and Tell: Attractions.
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!!
Show
and Tell:
Attractions!!
Today, we'll be touring Wild Valley's star attraction:
Tomb Ranger.
In search of lost treasures,
Jack Randy, the hero, goes on a grand adventure.
Oh, so it's an exploration adventure show.
Sounds good. How does the story go?
The enemy are pirates.
Episode
Seven
Not Enough Pool Safety!
Right.
The location is Saitama.
Eh?
And the treasure are onion miso crackers.
Hold it.
That's too weird of a plot!